NumbNutz69

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Personal text I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. I guess that's what you get for buying a pure bread dog! ................ I put up a high voltage fence around my house My neighbour is dead against it ................ I took a job as the head of old McDonald's farm I'm the CIEIO. ................ I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. ................ My foreign wife spends 16 hours a day hoovering the house, she’s a Slovak ................ I had a pet mouse called Elvis but he was caught in a trap. ................ Standing in the park today wondering why a Frisbee looks larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me. ................ 10 years ago I married my best friend My wife is still furious, but Dave and I were drunk and thought it was funny. ................ Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?